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I Learned Something, with Ivy Olivia

As soon as I became a legal slut I made plans to leave the Pacific Northwest. It has taken a few trips, and practically my entire life’s earnings to understand that nature and human connection can transport me to the spaces of my dreams. Too often I have let people of my past go, in search of more. I am thankful that some people haven't let me shy away and disappear into darkness. Ivy Olivia is one of them, and she is a super healing lady. Superwoman? She prefers Ivy Oliva, and can be found breathing new life into disorganized spaces in Kitsap. She explained that she/her are her preferred pronouns. She is recognizing her personal gifts. Ivy runs a clutter disappearing show in Kitsap County. Looking for someone to take charge of your clutter and create an enjoyable space for you to live or work in? Look on www.ivyolivia.life.


I have become accustomed to the many ways that Ivy brings new life to the spaces around her, but I knew her more as a creative person first. “I have been doing creative things forevah, but I recently started doing podcasts.” That’s WTF I'M LEARNING with Ivy Olivia. She talked about how she tries to prioritize her personal needs in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle. When there is space in her life she occupies it with a new project. That is 100% not how I operate. I have about 7000 projects open at one time and some fall to dust, while others rise. “ The premise of the podcast is just sort of like channeled information that I like, just sort of receive or get, or when I write or journal I am very connected to a source, and when I write I’m not always living by every word that I understand to be true. Like, we are all sort of human and are sort of like having this messy experience but like there are some things that I really understand at a basic level, and at a vibrational level, and at an energetic level and I understand these things to be true, and I think that by explaining these things to other people it can give a broader understanding, or it's just one more voice expressing how, and who, and what we are. ” Ivy has a little dinosaur she is getting ready to hatch to the world! Feel the freedom to express! Yes, Ivy! Ivy uses spirituality as a tool to uncover the world around her. She explained that she had written a book, “ Not everything needs to be read, but I felt like with this sort of thing I wanted it to be all on, like audio. I didn’t want it to be blogs because I receive in audio, I understand in audio.“ If you are looking for moments of stylish spiritual bliss when you are feeling like a canary in a coal mine, just plug Ivy into your sound receivers and enjoy.


Ivy recently achieved an enormous accomplishment, she bought and fixed up a house that she is now dialing into her needs. One way she turned that dial is by embellishing with glamorous crystals and ornaments of the divine. I spent nearly the entirety of my life as a cynical garbage youth rolling my eyes at the attributions of emotional energy to crystals. Perhaps it's just another tool, but I wondered why Ivy kept them close. She told me that like her Teuila cards they are a way for people to channel their own emotions to find spiritual guidance. To me, I just see crystals as nature's fashion show, but Ivy attributes their importance to emotional wellbeing by adapting her personal habitat with personal musings. “ I have intentions for my rocks, like I have some rocks in the drains. Like, I have a big amethyst in the bathtub, and I have that crystal ball in the sink, and I do think that things come up the drain, you know? “ Oh girl, I know like any other spiritual plumber knows. The drains floweth hard. , or your alien, Subdued Intelligensia, doesn’t fully dabble in. “It's called psychometry. It's where you hold up an item and you can like, whether you see it in your mind's eye, or however that goes, you get a feeling about someone and their life and information will just come through you.“ I honestly am not sure where I stand with Tarot or Teuila, but it is good to connect with friends and ask them to call you on your shit, and predict the future. “My grandmother does that when she comes over to my house. She holds up a ring or something and she gives me good info.It doesn't matter what is going on or where you are because this is all just a perception of a 3 dimensional reality, and as you raise your vibration I think it becomes attuned to the different frequencies, vibrations, realities, dimensions whatever you want to call it that are available to us as humans.“ Ascend!


Ivy recently achieved an enormous accomplishment, she bought and fixed up a house that she is now dialing into her needs. One way she turned that dial is by embellishing with glamorous crystals and ornaments of the divine. I spent nearly the entirety of my life as a cynical garbage youth rolling my eyes at the attributions of emotional energy to crystals. Perhaps it's just another tool, but I wondered why Ivy kept them close. She told me that like her Teuila cards they are a way for people to channel their own emotions to find spiritual guidance. To me I just see crystals as nature's fashion show, but Ivy attributes their importance to emotional wellbeing by adapting her personal habitat with personal musings. “ I have intentions for my rocks, like I have some rocks in the drains. Like, I have a big amethyst in the bathtub, and I have that crystal ball in the sink, and I do think that things come up the drain, you know? “ Oh girl, I know like any other spiritual plumber knows. The drains floweth hard.


Speaking of spiritual plumbers, I asked how in the world does Ivy do periods? “I am coming to terms with my period, because I didn’t have it for a long time because I had Mirena. I had that shit in my Yoni, which is fine, because I had a bad relationship with my period before I had Mirena.” It is a game of chance whether or not birth control will react well with your body, but there are alternatives like Natural Cycles, the first app cleared as birth control by the FDA in America. Woah 2020, what are you serving women? “Now I have had my period back for a year, and I have switched to Thinx period underwear. Yes girlfriend, I am an avid Thinx period underwear wearer.” Is it not infectious when women are excited about their period? Get excited, because women have to handle a lot more than periods to survive. Be a mouthpiece about period alternatives available to reduce waste, and comfort your beloved bleeder during their timely intrauterine transformation. “I feel like the tampon was invented by a man - just stop the bleeding! Just shove it up there! I feel like if the tampon were invented by a woman, it wouldn’t have had an ultimatum. Take me out or I will start bleeding all over you. No.” As you might have guessed, according to the Embryo Project Encyclopedia, it was. In 1931, Earl Haas created a version of tampons known as Tampax and the tampon was born. Sounds familiar to me. Now they are taxed as a luxury item for women in America. A basic need for women is being taxed as a luxury item. A basic need for women is being taxed as a luxury item. One more time. A basic need for women is being taxed as a luxury item.



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